Life is too short to watch truly bad movies. I don’t choose films I know will be terrible, just so I can review them with a poor score.
Even so, here are some films we had hopes for, yet were just so bad, boring or just downright offensive (IMHO) that we had no choice but to stop:-
Hologram for a King (Confusing, who is it aimed at?)
Chappie (Confused, crass, violent and a mess)
Jupiter Rising (confused and plain boring)
Mr Turner (worthy maybe but….boring)
Ted (Just rude and unfunny)
50/50 (Just rude)
The Green Hornet (Rubbish)
John Carter (A mess)
Mr Holmes (Boring)
Miss Peregrines Home For Peculiar Children (Not terrible but who is it aimed at?)
Kong: Skull Island (Just plain weird and not very well done)
Aquaman (too silly, too long with multiple endings)
Kingsman The Golden Circle (Silly, not even vaguely real from the off)
Watched but not worth reviewing
The Great Wall (OMG what a mess, anything with balloons = instant disaster)
Inferno (Nice travelogue, terrible film)
Movies too upsetting or disturbing:-
Son of Saul – Just too realistic and heartbreaking depiction of one aspect of the holocaust – just could not watch more than twenty minutes.
HIGHLY recommended and more devastating due to the restraint shown by the director (what I saw) but you must be prepared, even with many events in the background slightly and deliberately out of focus…..
Watched on a plane or Device so full review not fair
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (Fun, hyper-kinetic, not as good as the original but worth a watch) ***
The Boy Who Would be King (Not bad, not great but worth a look on a rainy day but falling uneasily between a kid’s and adult film) **1/2
Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (Great fun, beautifully animated and voice acted with a great story and message – recommended) ****1/2
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (Beautifully animated, fun and genuinely touching in the closing sequences – a decent end to a trilogy that punched above it’s weight ***1/2
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (Average movie with a confused story, providing only a loose framework on which to hang special effects – Eddie Redmayne good though) ***
Lion King (New) ***1/2 – Technically brilliant, the animation is almost faultless and voice acting strong. However, photo-realistic animals talking and singing seems odd, whereas a cartoon did not….The film seems unnecessary, but $1.6Bn box office says not and “new viewers will love it”.